I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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