So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
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