You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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