if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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