i barfeds in our rink
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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