Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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