yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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