Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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