My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
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