What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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