And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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