My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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