$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
40s are totally the cure
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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