Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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