So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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