your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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