BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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