I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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