I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I want to be your penis for a week.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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