What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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