i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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