I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Randomize
