does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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