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you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
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