so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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