Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Bring me that man meat
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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