the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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