But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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