We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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