I seem to have left my pride at pride
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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