I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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