Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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