I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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