his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
God gave him joint rollers for hands
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
tell me about the fingering
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