I think I died a long time ago.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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