i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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