I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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