Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
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