Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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