He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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