And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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