Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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