I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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