Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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