I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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