"it" just moved
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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