i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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