Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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