Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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