I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
Randomize
