marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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