think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
tequila makes me forget i have legs
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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