Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
3 2 1 whiskey
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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