Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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