you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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