Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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