haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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